Pluck Me The Feathers of Miley Cyrus

Pluck Me The Feathers Of Miley Cyrus 😜
From the #KeeperOfTheCrimsonQuill

#RiversOfGrue #GrueHeadForLife #BloodRunsGrue

Richard Charles Stevens Fusions

As featured in Wrangler vs. Reaper: To Kill A Queen

Suggested Audio Candy:

TimbalandIndian Flute (Instrumental)

Pluck me the feathers of Miley Cyrus
and I shall produce my drummer
conveniently I’m feeling quite peckish
it’s hungry work being a strummer

pass me the tush of this once Disney princess
and I’ll slide it right under my scanner
Unless I’m mistaken she has long since shaken
the mantle of Hannah Montana

Once this is confirmed not a second I’ll spurn
with gratuitous huffing and puffing
left too long to congeal I’m convinced that my sperm
would make rather delectable stuffing

I’ll bend her right over my knee with great haste
and insert digits one thru to five
nah fuck it my fist seems a sad thing to waste
so ten knuckles will not be deprived

After freeing up space to the tune of her innards
and adding all relative seasoning

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Angry Baboons Will Fuck You

Angry Baboons Will Fuck You 🙉🙈🐵
New one from one of my favorite wordsmiths the #KeeperOfTheCrimsonQuill
#RiversOfGrue
#GrueHeadForLife #BloodRunsGrue

Richard Charles Stevens Fusions

Suggested Audio Jukebox:

[1] Skindred Bruises

[2] Michael Jacksonft. Paul McCartney The Girl Is Mine

[3] The Beatles Run For Your Life

[4] Nicki Minaj Anaconda

[5] At The Drive-InEnfilade

[6] BaltimoraTarzan Boy

Have you ever picked a fight and instantly realized that your teeth are about to abdicate your face for the basket your adversary is hard at work weaving? It’s a fretful moment, and painfully protracted to boot, as the blood drains from your upper torso and your sphincter commences gaping in peril while your overbearing opponent tosses up between head and gut shot for entrée. With no umpire on-site, we suddenly find ourselves praying for a denouement where the emphasis is on both swift and merciful, but the eyes they tell no lies and a fight can be won long before the first fist is even clenched.

Damage limitation is the key word here…

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Camera Shy

I want to thank my dear friend the #KeeperOfTheCrimsonQuill for sharing the pictures I created and for the incredible and flattering dedication, you totally rock!!!!

Richard Charles Stevens Fusions

Inspired by the glorious designs of the wonderful Karin Silva

Suggested Audio Jukebox:

[1] KajagoogooToo Shy
[2] The BugglesVideo Killed The Radio Star
[3] Duran Duran Girls on Film
[4] MadonnaVogue
[5] Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball (Caked Up Remix)

I’ve never really been one for photographs. As a matter of fact, from the age of sixteen to my mid-thirties, I’m not altogether sure that a single photo exists. You see, standing in front of the camera has never been my most comfortable spot, and I find the whole process excruciating if truth be known. Right now I expect many of you are nodding your heads in agreement as so many of us are camera-shy and likely feel precisely the same way. Getting it over with seems to be the collective wish and that all depends on who is sitting at the other side of the lens. Indeed…

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Now You See Me

“Now you see me” by the #KeeperOfTheCrimsonQuill

Richard Charles Stevens Fusions

Suggested Audio Jukebox:

[1] Sue SaadLooker
[2] The Beatles Help
[3] Years & Years Border

Every last one of us wants to be noticed. Life tends to move at breakneck speed and it can be hard taking note of one’s immediate surroundings, let alone keeping up with the movements of others. Hours soon turn into days, then weeks and, before you know it, it’s months since you last discerned the lights that shine all around you. I’m in prime position to wax lyrical on this particular topic as I struggle constantly with taking in the vista and have a tendency only to look to the tip of my nose on occasion. Ignorance doesn’t come into it, I just have a habit of juggling those plates in such large quantities that I fail to notice how shiny the cutlery is. Recently I took a much-needed break from the daily grind…

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How Keeper Got His Groove Back

Dancing is my favorite part of life, so I can’t help but love this story from the Keeper Of The Crimson Quill!

Richard Charles Stevens Fusions

Suggested Audio Candy:

The Jackson SistersI Believe In Miracles

Three guesses what I’ve been up to tonight Grueheads. I’ve been reclaiming my soul. That’s right, the past five hours have been spent finding this elusive tool and milking it for all it’s worth. I know what you’re thinking right now – poor bastard’s gone and grabbed himself a dose of dementia as he’s always harping on about soul. Indeed, it is a favorite topic of mine but, tonight, it was an entirely different strain of soul reacquainting itself. I’m speaking of the groove, the funk, the ants in your pants and the jive in your hive. I’m talking about dancing and that doesn’t equate to an uncomfortable left to right side slide either. There was no “how do I look under these flourescent lights?” and neither was there any “am I pulling a ridiculous face without knowing it?” I…

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Nightcrawler (2014)

#NightCrawler Appraisal from the #KeeperOfTheCrimsonQuill #RiversOfGrue

Richard Charles Stevens Fusions

Crimson Quill’s Appraisal #560

Number of Views: One
Release Date: September 5, 2014 (Toronto)
Sub-Genre: Neo-Noir/Crime Fiction
Country of Origin: United States
Budget: $8,500,000
Box Office: $50,300,000
Running Time: 117 minutes
Director: Dan Gilroy
Producers: Jennifer Fox, Tony Gilroy, Michel Litvak, Jake Gyllenhaal, David Lancaster
Screenplay: Dan Gilroy
Special Effects: Joe Pancake
Visual Effects: Connor Meechan
Cinematography: Robert Elswit
Score: James Newton Howard
Editing: John Gilroy
Studio: Bold Films
Distributor: Open Road Films
Stars: Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Riz Ahmed, Bill Paxton, Michael Hyatt, Ann Cusack, Kevin Rahm, Kathleen York, Eric Lange, Kiff VandenHeuvel, Jonny Coyne

Suggested Audio Candy:

Jetta I’d Love To Change The World

How many of us slow down at roadside car wrecks? Work with me here as I’ve been stuck in a lot of traffic jams over the years and, on occasions too countless to mention, reached the front of the queue only to find that…

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